The warm weather and fresh avocados inspire an overall feeling of wellness for many folks [myself included], and so I thought I’d share my favorite healthy smoothie recipe with you guys. It beats those overpriced, high-sugar, processed smoothies they have at the grocery store — I promise.
Remember the good old semicolon tattoo I got back in July 2015?
Well, it’s gone.
Don’t worry, you guys — it’s not like I’m not aware that I’m still mentally ill. I didn’t wake up yesterday morning and imagine that part of me away or anything.
It’ll probably always be there with me [because science, and also, poetic metaphor?], and it’ll always play some type of a role in who I am and who I end up becoming.
However, my game plan is to ensure that I always find a way for this painful [and honestly irritating] affliction of mine to contribute my self-betterment.
I mean, why shouldn’t it? It’s turned me into someone who fights my butt off every single day of my life — battling my inner demons has become as natural to me as breathing. That totally sucks in retrospect, but someday, I’m going to be so freaking strong for it!
I’d consider that a silver lining if I wasn’t such a rose gold loving lady myself. #RoseGoldTrash
But anyways — yes, I’m still proud of myself for pushing forward and always being my own knight in shining armor. Just because that semicolon is now [very skillfully] covered up (still, shoutout to New Breed Tattoos for giving me the splendid semicolon tattoo that stayed with me for three insane years of my life — my cover-up had everything to do with me craving a different, non-semicolon tattoo, and absolutely nothing to do with the high quality of your guys’ absolutely amazing work), doesn’t mean it’ll ever truly be erased from my person.
It’s still there [even if it’s buried under a ridiculous amount of ink]. It’ll always be there.
Green tea is pretty hyped these days. Google “benefits of green tea”, “green tea and weight loss”, “green tea and beauty”, or literally anything else containing the words “green” and “tea” and you’ll find that there’s no shortage of search results.
Here’s the thing, though: the green tea part of the Internet can be a bit of an… over-hyped echo chamber.
Don’t get me wrong – green tea is absolutely GLORIOUS. Drinking it is highly beneficial, and it’s delicious! But that doesn’t mean drinking green tea for two days will make you drop 15 pounds in under 48 hours, and it certainly doesn’t mean that bathing your dog’s paws in it will make him stop barking all night.
“So, tell me… what’s your trick to losing all that weight?”
“Just between you and me, how did you really lose so much weight?”
These are the types of questions I get pretty often these days [ever since I successfully dropped the many, many pounds I accumulated in my final few semesters of college and dropped 10 pant sizes].
Aside from a few close, loved ones, I’ve basically stopped trying to answer these inquiries because no one really likes what I have to say. My response to these questions usually revolves around words like “discipline”, “hard-work”, “exercise”, “clean eating”, “patience”, and “accountability”.
Needless to say, this isn’t what most of the people sliding into my DMs want to hear. A lot of people want “easy” and “glamorous” – they want one of those magical pills or mysterious fruits that you see splashed all over Twitter by popular accounts. I honestly can’t blame them; life is busy, and we all have some tedious responsibilities on our shoulders. It’s not easy to add a weight loss journey into an already saturated, tiring schedule.